Parody2+13

__**21 tons**__ That guy weighs 21 tons He's not having fun weighing 21 tons he fell down the stairs when he landed he fell onto the floor It made a cracking sound he answered the door he said "where are your drawers?" said the man at the door "Oh I'm so sorry I fell on the floor my pants must have fallen off. Oh there there they are. By the way I'm 21 tons I am also a blowzy man" He thought that was funny