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Three little vampires

Three little vampire lived in a house with there highly agrivatid vampire mother. One day she was so fed up with her monsters she told them to get out and find a new home to live in and so they did.

The first little vampire built a mansion of sleeping bats and dead rats.

The second built a castle out of meat and found it hard not to eat.

The third made an underground home and decorated with human blood and wet mud.

A werewolf happened to pass that way and he smelled the first vampire inside so he knocked on the door.

The vampire looked out his peephole only to see a werewolf at the door.

He cried out " Little vampire! Little vampire! Let me in! Let me in!"

He peeked out the peephole and saw the werewolf's gigantic paws and cried "No! No! No! Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" So he huffed and he puffed and blew on a sleeping bat. the bat awoke squawking and flying around and eventually woke up others until the was a flood of bats in the sky.And they all flew away, leaving the first vampire standing on solid ground.

The werewolf charged at the vampire. The little vampire hesitated and ran to his brothers house .He knocked not thinking about the enraged werewolf chasing him or if his brother would let him in.

To his surprise his brother let him in mainly because he left out the part about the werewolf chasing him. and the werewolf was nowhere in sight yet but as the second vampire closed