Advice+Poem4

My momma says"Don't eat yellow snow." But I know it's just lemony flavored

My momma says "Don't go on Facebook" But I know she's a total hypocrite

My momma says "Don't eat the red jalapeños" But I know it's just tasty candy

My momma says"Don't be like the kids on Supernanny" But I know they're actors

My momma says"Don't be underwater too long" But I know I'll just be the next Micheal Phelps

My momma says "Don't eat lead paint" But I know it's brain food

My momma says"Don't stare" But she always stares at daddy before they hug goodbye(gross!)

My momma says"Don't be a stalker" But I know watching people and writing down everything they do is normal