Parody+14

Runaway mommy

Once upon a time there was a mommy sitting in her chair who wanted to run away from her evil granny who treats hear like a 1 year old when she's 34.Now she screamed in a screaming voice I'm going to run away to my work so you will never find me.Then she was predicting that she will find her that she will always find her because she loves her very much. Then I will leave to work so you will never find me. But I will turn into cab nets and give you tons of paper cuts. Well if your going to turn into cab nets then I will turn into a sandwich sub so you will never find me. Then I will say can I have that sandwich and eat you up. Well if your going to eat me up then will head Downtown New York and since it's to crowded you will never find me. I turn into banaculars so I can see everything in sight. Well if your going to turn into banaculars then I will turn into a crocodile at the zoo so you will never find me. But now I will turn into a crocodile to so I can see you at the zoo to. Well if you're going to turn into a crocodile I will turn into a little piece in the middle of nowhere so now you can never find me now. But I will turn into a dog and get my stomach hurting real bad so I can eat you up whenever I find you. I guess what ever I try nothing seems to work. I will have to be your Granny forever and ever. Later on while the lady was heading to work it was actually a trick so she can escape and predict that she can escape. What's going to happen next.