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Once upon a time there lived a girl named Goldilocks's. one very sunny day in spring, Goldilocks was going to take a very nice afternoon stroll. in the woods and then she came upon a little cottage. She entered cottage and she didn't know who had owned the cottage but she still felt that she had to enter. Well at that very moment the owner of the house were bears and they were out picking barriers for there soup..and it looked delicious there was three blows of soup. Goldilocks tried the first and the biggest of all and she screamed "Och!" she yelled that one was way to hot. then she tried the second one and that one was very very cold way to cold for goldilocks so she tried the smallest one of all and that one was prefect. then goldilocks was very tired so she walked up stares and saw one room and that room three beds she tried the first one and that one was too stiff. then she tried the second one and that one was way too soft. and then she tried the third one and that was perfect. she fell fast asleep then the three bears came home and Goldilocks was fast asleep. the bears saw that everything had been played with. the three bears ran upstairs and saw that all the bed had been lay din and the dad screamed "Who is in this house?!?!" That sure woke up Goldilocks she was so shocked to that that this was a house run be bears. she ran down the stairs and out the door and all the way back to grandmas house.

Here is the same story again, But here's a twist!

It was a dark and stormy day it had rain never like this before. In the town of Dor there was a little devil named Viroonica, She was always getting in to trouble. She wanted to get wet and make her mother so mad because she was traking mud in the house. She went on a walk in the muddy woods. She came upon a gross cottage they disgusting people who owned it had left the door open. Viroonica didn't now the owner were but they were......... Goblins. So Viroonica went inside the cottage and she found three blows of liver. She tried the first one and that was disgusting. The second was getting a little better, But when she tried the third one it was amazing. A little later when Viroonica was done with the liver. She walked up the creepy stairs whitch were making noises and almost brook. When Viroonica was all the way up the stairs. She came upon one room, and there beds in the room with goop, slime,,dirt, and food................... rotten food. She tried the first bed and that was way to stiff. Then the second one was way to soft. The third one was atrocious but it was comfy to Viroonica. When the goblins came home the father goblin had said " who the heck in in our house?!?!" That was surly going to wake Viroonica she fell out the window and ran home. She was a bloody muddy crazy ball of mush. She ran home and she told her mother all about it her adventure, Mother did not believe her but Viroonica did have to take a bath.

The End