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Where the Monsters Things are Where the Wild Things are there are ghosts and ghouls and witches and many skeletons are. Once there was a boy named Max and his mom's new boyfriend was coming over for dinner and Max had his skeleton costume on. "Feed me bat!" Max yelled at his mom. "What has gotten into you?" She said clueless, Max just stood there and then ran out the door, "Max! Come back here! Where are you going?" Max's mother yelled. "Away from you!" Max's mom stood there in ow. He ran and ran into the deep woods and determined that he was never going back again to see his mom and her new boyfriend and probably soon to be dad, and soon Max was sound asleep. The next morning when he woke up there was a big haunted house right off the the lake of blood Max stared at it for a long amount of time and realized that it was not there the night before so he found an old beaten conue with spiders and dead flies all over the place but Max wasn't afraid of anything so he got in sailed across the lake. He finally got to shore and a vampire was waiting for him. "We have been waiting for you Pax" "It is Max and who are yo you?" "I live at All Hallows Eve haunted mansion. Where do you live?" "I live at 453 east west street and can you help me get home? "Yes but you have to earn it Max." The two went off into the mansion and ghosts were roaming the halls, ghouls were in the kitchen making eyeball stew and finally was a wicked witch she looked at him with a stare, "I'll take from here Dracula." Was it true he was talking to Dracula? Max could not believe it and now he was with a real witch and then started to walk and then run she jumped away behind Max and pushed him onto her broom. "AHHHHHHHHH!" He screeched and yelled and shouted at the witch. "Get me off! Please!" "Oh don't be such a princess Max it will be and a new adventure." Max gulped and trusted her even though he had just gotten to this house an hour ago he felt safe. It turned out that she was right and wanted to and Max was meeting more and more people like Jack Skeleton and Casper the ghostand much more then that and the nicest person him was Count Dracula and his evil minion. "I have an announcement!" The witch yelled and everyone jerked there head over to her including Max, "Thank you, I now want to make Max our new king! We will call him the mummy from the other world and Maxracula!" Everyone one cheered for Max including Max himself. Max met up with the witch after the party, "Thanks, for everything." "Sure thing, and even when you leave you will still be our King Maxracula." Max smiled like he never had before.