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//__**The Hilarity**__// By:Paul G  O  ne time at my old school in kindergarten I brought a liquor store number to school and my friend Miles and I had laughed soooo hard. Once I laughed so hard that I almost wet my pants when I was playing dodge ball at church. And another time is when I was at church and I ripped my pants when I was rolling under a table and my friend was laughing his freaking butt off, my other friends were trying to take a picture of my pants to put on there facebook page. Thats when I broke my phone running from the picture phone and hiding behind a fence and sitting there I realized that it was the most funny / embarrassing thing ever to happen to me. When I saw that they were off of my trail so I ran to the door and there they were and I told them to open the door and on one condition they said in a daring voice. then they opened the door and then the bulk came they trying to show my tushie then I sprang into action by siting in a handy caped electrical chair. and later in the night friend Danny was in front of me and I almost ran him over but he jumped on the chair. We almost broke the chair. people were pulling on the chair and it could not move so me and Danny had to push it back to its spot my grandfather saw us and I got the look or what I call the penitence stair.

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