Essay+kids+17

Kids are smarter then their parents by Jordan P.

Grown ups don't need assistance from kids. If they need help they inquire an adult. ( That only applies to people who are not substitutes or teachers, and there is no adults about. ) ** Adults ** **don't know how clever kids really are. **   **We are more intelligent then our parents because, we can trick our parents to**   **let us have friends over us because us kids can make deals to make it happen. **    **Every kid (well girls anyway) just loves to have friends by their side. Even better it is just a blast to have them over at your house. But your parents don’t always let you have friends over. For example, my dad he doesn’t let me have a friend to spend the night every week if I have a sleep over one week and I want to have one again I have to wait another week. I think of this totally unfair. But there is always a way to let my dad say the magic word; yes. I can accomplish this by, making a deal. A deal that applies to everyone. A deal or promise that I can keep and that my trustworthy father can keep. Now unless my dad likes the deal I will use it again but alas I have to make a different one every time. But being an adult it is hard to come up with a deal like that can be a challenge like the ones I come up with every Saturday. But it is another advantage of being a kid. Because we can get things we want by making a compromise to get what we want. **
 * We are more intelligent then our parents because, we** **out smart our ** **parents ****to do things because they think that we can't do it. **Cooking dinner is so last year. Your in fifth grade now your parents have enough pictures of you in the kitchen. I also perceive we are smarter then to having to go to bed early. Us kids are capable of anything, if we know how to do it right. We can get our parents to do the things we don't want to. We can do it by simply consuming the art of the English words. We can do anything if we put our mind to it. We can act annoyed when we don't want to cook dinner so us kids don't have to cook anther meal. That doesn't mean we can't cook, but if we prove we can cook sustenance that doesn't explode it is likely that our parents will want us to cook dinner again. All we have to do is avoid cooking. We can act annoyed when we don't want to do homework, but alas it won't get us anywhere, we have to do more then act, we have to show we don't want to do it. Children act annoyed when they don't want to go to bed. We need to inform our parents what we are going to do that is more superior then going to sleep thirty minutes before we want to go to bed.
 * We are more intelligent then our parents because, we can trick them to do the labor for us because we don't want to do it.** You don't want to end up taking out the trash every Thursday night. I had to and it is not a blast believe me. Holding a black disgusting stench in your hand walking down the driveway seemed like for ever. Then having to gather it up and hope it doesn't get to close to your mouth, or nose while you place in the garbage. Afterwards you feel like the world ends today, because you can't smell anything but your left overs and cat poop. But that's all behind me now. I make my mom and my dad do it. I trick them by using my experience of doing something horrible that I wish to never face again. No one inquired us if we wanted to do the work, lets keep it that way.

 You may know (if you are kid) how smart you really are, but do your parents? You need to prove your smartness with out ending up with extra work on a weekend. Your parents can ask you for bigger favors, if they know you can handle it. Parents don't know what our brain holds way out in the back, but we do.